thomrainierskies:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

bogleech:

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

space-gh0sts:

bitchvirgo:

bitchvirgo:

moscowdiscow:

dorites:

moscowdiscow:

dorites:

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

I hope he got them back

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

beowulf22121:

daphneblakess:

daphneblakess:

update: MY PROFESSOR GREENLIT IT

daphneblakess:

what if I made my final project for a college class arguing my immortal’s cultural merit as a piece of digital folklore… haha just kidding… unless???

update 2: well i gave my presentation in full Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way cosplay

and enough people were intrigued by the greater My Immortal mythos that my professor asked me if I would be interested in doing a second, longer presentation about the authorship debate and the background Harry Potter fanfiction community drama

You’re going to accidentally get a masters in understanding bad fiction.

siderealsandman:

Unacceptable Careers for Toph

• Cop

Acceptable Careers for Toph

• Rich layabout living off her parents’ inherited money
• Vigilante who uses her parents’ enormous wealth to fight actual criminals 
• Fire Lord Zuko’s Anger Translator
• Diogones-esque philosopher (kind of what she eventually became)
• Pro-bending champion turned aging, grizzled mentor to future pro-benders
• Badger mole breeder (nobody wants them bred but that has never stopped Toph from doing anything)
• Construction worker 
• “I saved the world and y’all expect me to have a career too?? Nah, fuck that, I’ll take my hero pension from the Fire Nation thank you very much”
  

ricepisspee:

teething-possum:

ricepisspee:

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

Why

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

randomfandomteacher:

reverseracism:

lovey-dovey-dream-coffins:

phoenixonwheels:

augustdementhe:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

At least something good came out of Florida tonight.

1.4 Million Floridians Get Their Voting Rights Back Today, Whether Republicans Like It or Not

Some Florida Republicans, including Gov.-elect Ron DeSantis, have sought to sow confusion about the validity of Amendment 4, which goes into

The Intercept

😒😒

If voting did not matter NO ONE WOULD BE TRYING TO RESTRICT IT. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/lawandcrime.com/high-profile/federal-court-struck-down-gop-poll-tax-in-florida-says-it-violated-constitution/amp/

The saga continues…

Federal Court Struck Down GOP Poll Tax in Florida, Says It Violated Constitution

A federal appeals court struck down the Florida GOP's controversial 21st century poll tax—which, by design, disproportionately impacts black

google.com

Just FYI in case anyone is wondering, the original info here is from January 2019 and the last article above me is from last week (Feb 19, 2020).

May 2020

US judge rules Florida felons can vote without paying legal fees

Judge Robert Hinkle says current law is unconstitutional but his ruling is likely to face Republican challenge in key battleground state

the Guardian

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holtzyrans:

holtzyrans:

Talking to @lancesexual about Jet in the college au fic I’m writing like

#Jet talks about how being vegan is the only way you can really treat your body right#but also smokes a pack a day